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Colonel Antulio Segarra Guiot was a United States Army officer who in 1943 became the first Puerto Rican in history to command a Regular Army Regiment. Segarra served as Military Aide to the Military Governor of Puerto Rico Theodore Roosevelt Jr. and during World War II commanded the 65th Infantry Regiment.
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Salma Begum Sujata, known mononymously as Sujata, is a retired Bangladeshi film actress. She is best known for her role in Rupban (1965) as Rupban Konna. She was awarded Bangladesh National Film Award for Lifetime Achievement in 2017 and Ekushey Padak in 2021.
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